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A Short Stroll Through Causality
Created on 2006-03-30 15:44:58 (#9922053), last updated 2007-12-05
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Basic Info BioThe Van Dyck
"If you really want to disappoint your parents, and don't have the heart to be gay, choose a profession in the arts."
-Kurt Vonnegut
People who share my birthday and interests:
-Albrecht Durer(Artist)
-Alexander Pope(Poet)
-Mr.T(defender of the innocent and pitier of fools)
Hearty Recommendations:
"Also openly visible: your grasp of the English langauge is fucking appalling."
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fredchook
"The mind of a Dandy and the taste of a back alley whore"
-Jess
"A miserable jellybelly-carrying meanie"
-Laz
"A Pessimistic Cunt"
-Drew
"Yeah, the one where you're a cock-sucker"
-pock_marked
Appallingly inappropriate but simultaneously transfixing, like giving a lesbian pornography video to your Grandmother (and you are more mortified that she isn't the least bit embarrassed) The Van Dyck is a place where I write things. I always promise to write far more than I ever get time to do, so expect disappointment. If you're not a little bit disappointed by life already then it shall be my duty to ensure that as you read you become older and a little less optimistic.
Nonsense:It's the most fun you can have with your pants on.
"If you really want to disappoint your parents, and don't have the heart to be gay, choose a profession in the arts."
-Kurt Vonnegut
People who share my birthday and interests:
-Albrecht Durer(Artist)
-Alexander Pope(Poet)
-Mr.T(defender of the innocent and pitier of fools)
I wanted all things to seem to make some sense,
so we could all be happy, yes, instead of tense.And I made up lies, so they fit all nice, and I made this sad world a paradise Hearty Recommendations:
"Also openly visible: your grasp of the English langauge is fucking appalling."
-
fredchook"The mind of a Dandy and the taste of a back alley whore"
-Jess
"A miserable jellybelly-carrying meanie"
-Laz
"A Pessimistic Cunt"
-Drew
"Yeah, the one where you're a cock-sucker"
-
pock_markedAppallingly inappropriate but simultaneously transfixing, like giving a lesbian pornography video to your Grandmother (and you are more mortified that she isn't the least bit embarrassed) The Van Dyck is a place where I write things. I always promise to write far more than I ever get time to do, so expect disappointment. If you're not a little bit disappointed by life already then it shall be my duty to ensure that as you read you become older and a little less optimistic.
Nonsense:It's the most fun you can have with your pants on.
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amalgamated nonsense, apprentice fag powers, back-alley tea houses, dance of the inebriate, decorative pipes, diets with strange names, enormous trousers obviously, enormous trousers of course, extra-temporal phenomena, flab origami, go go gadget pantheon!, guessing peoples menu choices, inconvenient causality, liquor is quicker, literacy for president, my tour of algeria, non-euclidean politics, pretentious phrases like these, returning interfrastically, rock pig extraordinary, spelling it 'baditude', the earl grey, trip-hopping in the forest, twisties with hummus, wonderful contradictions, worshipping inappropriate powers
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Schools:
La Trobe University - Melbourne, VIC, Australia (2006 - present) Friends [View Entries] Friends (68):
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